brandon

brandon
1. (Brandon) (7859↑, 3679↓)
The most AMAZING person alive.

Brandon makes me feel special.

2. (brandon) (6695↑, 4435↓)
a guy with a huge dick

Man that guys a Brandon

Author: brandon14barringer http://brandon.urbanup.com/2798715
3. (Brandon) (3537↑, 2156↓)
The most [amazing] boy i have ever held a conversation with. He makes me smile.

"I should've smooched Brandon." "Brandon resides far away in Delaware."

4. (Brandon) (2424↑, 1263↓)
A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.

That guy is such a Brandon\!\!

5. (Brandon) (3812↑, 2661↓)
A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring\!

Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice\!

6. (Brandon) (3454↑, 2330↓)
An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM\! Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon. Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

7. (Brandon) (1326↑, 652↓)
to love someone forever and can't love anyone else

man he is such a Brandon he's been with her since 7th grade.

8. (Brandon) (761↑, 228↓)
everyone should meet this person, a great guy and a great friend. Cares and supports other people in whatever and is always there for them.loving and you feel amazing with him. Makes your day, and makes you feel like you ave butterflies. a great boyfriend

Brandon's everything I wanted him to be

9. (Brandon) (687↑, 241↓)
Best guy to exist. He's nice, caring, and respects girls. normally follows a few philosiphys. like, all that is loved should be protected he doesent like to fight but he will to protect ones he loves smart in math stronger then most

man that brandon is amazing

Author: shikamaru_nara http://brandon.urbanup.com/3782887
10. (brandon) (588↑, 254↓)
A guy with a huge dick a very nice personality loves to sing but knows he cant. Has one best friend but loves her for his own. Overall the perfect man\!

I would love me a brandon\!

11. (Brandon) (440↑, 158↓)
one who will love a certain girl for ever.

brandon wont stop brandoning Leah

12. (Brandon) (390↑, 139↓)
The most sexiest man alive. A combination of Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio with the attitude of Bam Margera himself. The thing that keeps you up at night wondering if you have a chance in hell with him. The Second Coming Of Jesus\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

That guy so hot, he must be a Brandon\!\!\!

13. (Brandon) (246↑, 62↓)
a sexy beast with eyes that can hypnotize. yumm\!

Wow\! That guy must be a Brandon.

Author: xmygunxyourfacex http://brandon.urbanup.com/4299792
14. (Brandon) (244↑, 80↓)
Brandon is that most amazing guy ever\!\! I love him so much\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! He is such a great kisser holy shit is he. You will never meet another guy like him.

That guy was such a good Brandon.

15. (Brandon) (303↑, 162↓)
the sexiest guy alive. he awsome and the bomb. he likes his girls hot and wants to f*ck them. hes most amazing in bed

wow that guy is a brandon he is most amazing in bed.

16. (Brandon) (165↑, 38↓)
The most amazing boyfriend in the world. The most affectionate and warm-hearted friend. Not afraid to feel emotions or to let others feel theirs. Great listener. AMAZING partner\! Keeps romance alive. Will make you believe in fairy tales again\!

Brandon will send a single red rose through the drive up at your work and leave before you even know what happened, just to wait outside for you by your car.

17. (Brandon) (252↑, 129↓)
Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants.

" Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly\!"

Author: Brandocommando http://brandon.urbanup.com/3771967
18. (Brandon) (140↑, 35↓)
Brandon is a [strong] and independent man with firm beliefs he shares only with his trusted circle. He is kind and [loyal] - a friend for life. Highly intelligent and often self-taught, he can beat you in a full-on debate or a game of chess. His intense [curiosity] defines him as a Seeker. He is [one-of-a-kind]. If you meet Brandon, you will know him instantly and find him hard to forget so don't.

Brandon is prickly on the outside; warm in the middle - tall, dark and handsome comes to mind.

19. (brandon) (231↑, 154↓)
That one guy that you can't stop looking at. Totally nerdy or grungy, but so damn appealing none the less.

I saw some brandon walk past and he looked like he just rolled out of bed. I wanted to throw down on him right then and there\!

20. (Brandon) (102↑, 27↓)
the most amazing boy you will EVER meet in your life, someone who will care for you and when he's in love he'll never let you go. just wants 1 girl to love him for him, not his looks (even though they're amazing) absolutely great kisser & best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

cute hot amazing brandon

21. (Brandon) (105↑, 46↓)
brandon is the love of my life....

Brandon 'Marry me......"

22. (brandon) (84↑, 30↓)
the most awesome guy ever. if you date a brandon or even just know one then you are super lucky. brandons are always sweet & girls flock to them. although sometimes an ass hole people always forgive a brandon because of their amazing charms. if you dont have a brandon in your life then go out & find one (;

"Man i sure wish i was brandon, look at all those hot chicks around him" "Me too. I think I'm gonna change my name"

Author: brandon lover (; forever \<3 http://brandon.urbanup.com/4963847
23. (brandon) (133↑, 79↓)
that nigga with tha donkey dick. Loves bitches.

They call brandon "mastodon" cause he got a trunk in the front

24. (Brandon) (89↑, 36↓)
The sexiest man alive with godly awesomeness. Only chosing the hottest girls, his sexual abilities is legendary and longed for by all the women. Amazing in bed and like the second coming of Christ.

Omg, he is such a brandon

Author: idkwhatyouretalkingabout http://brandon.urbanup.com/4588017
25. (Brandon) (49↑, 11↓)
the most passionate of all lovers. loyal, beautiful, sexy and stubborn. very well endowed and knows how to use it. sought after by many, but actually had by few, he is picky. an absolutely sensual creature with an all knowing power to please, but you would never know. Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unasumming, but will sneak up on you with a vengeance. Brandon's don't brag...they don't need to.

I took Brandon home last night, he was so sweet and caring, but it was like he transformed into this passionate beast\! Watch out for that Brandon, he'll sneak up on ya'\! Brandon asked me out, what should I do? Brace yourself\!

26. (Brandon) (52↑, 20↓)
A Brandon is always looking for a good time. He sure does like the ladies. Hes daring and not afraid to do anything, like wear short shorts on the last day\! Brandon is super fun to be around. Everyone laugh's and smile's when hes around. Brandon is unforgettable.

Whoaa, look at what Brandon is doing\!

27. (brandon) (52↑, 24↓)
the most amazing person alive. has a massive cock. i would fuck that beast.

i want brandon in the pants

28. (Brandon) (43↑, 16↓)
the most amazing person you will ever meet. the kindest, sweetest, perfect guy alive. best boyfriend a girl could ask for \<5 caring and loving, he'll help you through everything. stands for what he believes and will never let anyone down. knows how to treat a girl right.

-brandon is the best boyfriend ever \<5 -that brandon sure is amazing.

29. (Brandon) (58↑, 37↓)
That's Brandon with a 'B'. A guy who is very funny and likes to have fun. He plays a lot of sports, but is big into hockey. He has a big heart and will try to be the hero if he can. He typically isn't a fighter, but has been known to fight for love. He gives in easy though. He is a nice guy, and unfortunately, nice guys finish last. He is friends with many, and likes many different things. He can be a great friend, boyfriend and lover. He's a great kisser. Typically on a first date he'll take you to a hockey game and then out for dinner at a nice restaurant.

[funny], [smart], cute, [hero], [sensitve], [Brandon]

30. (Brandon) (32↑, 13↓)
The sexiest guy on the face of the earth. A total hunk with a steamy personality and has the amazing ability to sweep a girl off her feet. And on top of that the sweetest person you will ever meet with crazy comical skills.

Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy\!" Girl 2"OH, i know\!\! Hes a total brandon\!" Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first\!" Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon\!"

31. (Brandon) (34↑, 15↓)
An amazing friend/brother even if he really isn't biologically my brother I still think of him as one. He is adorable in his own special way, easy to talk to, total gamer, and is very trustworthy. Oh and don't forget passionate\! Not to mention, one of my best friends.

"Reminds me of my bro" "You have a bro?" "Haha don'tworryaboutit" Brandon

32. (Brandon) (41↑, 24↓)
a guy who is nice but really cool at the same time. he's very smart but also athletic. he's every girl's dream guy.

"omg ur so lucky to be dating Brandon" "i know he's so perfect"

Author: basketballin28473930 http://brandon.urbanup.com/4897526
33. (Brandon) (19↑, 5↓)
Best Boyfriend A Girl Can Have. Nice, Outgoing, Sexy, And An Amazing Kisser . Usually Loves Only One Girl And Means It . A Brandon Is Funny And Can Make You Feel Special. Be Careful Because Not All Brandons Are Perfect Like This. If He Loves You Than he Will Show It. A Brandon Is Romantic. Brandons Like To Do Cute Romantic Things Such As Bring You A Surprise At Work, Home, Or School "Just Because". Amazing In Bed. Dates Girls That Are Similar To Brandon. Brandons Are Fun. Brandons Enjoy Having Fun Often.

Damn , She Has A Brandon. She's So Lucky. He's Sexy .

34. (Brandon) (28↑, 14↓)
Name for a boss. Typically is legit at xc . Gives the best hugs and has the softest cheeks. He's a sexy beast .. sucha QT. So damn amazing. Described as high key fire. If you meet a Brandon he will probably the most hilarious kid you will meet, and he so sweet. Best boyfriend in the world. Everyone sweats Brandon.

1.Wow, there's brandon finishing his race... he's so amazing. 2.Brandon is such a stud... i love him. 3.Brandon Motherfucking Tester\! This kid is raw.. 4. OMG. i just got a hug from Brandon..:)

35. (Brandon) (17↑, 7↓)
Quite possibly one of the greatest people i have ever met. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women and when they look into his eyes they can't resist sleeping with him. Though that's usually not what he wants to do a man has to do what a man has to do. Has rock hard 6 pack abs and a body that makes the gods jealous. A beast at Cross Country and devouring small villages. Did i mention he can destroy them with his abs alone? Very possibly one of the sexiest guys alive. Liked by all, loved by many.

Hey do you see that rock hard man with the gorgeous features? Yeah must be brandon

Author: hellacool5pointsoowooh http://brandon.urbanup.com/5452619
36. (Brandon) (20↑, 10↓)
that one guy your best friend dates and you like him but you know youll never get the chance to be with him, so you go for his best friend..

Rhanda- im dating brandon\!(: Me- oh fun...*sarcasticly*...im glad for you..

Author: tylerxxlindiancircle http://brandon.urbanup.com/5213155
37. (Brandon) (12↑, 3↓)
The most AMAZING guy in the whole world\! i wish i could be with him every min of every day hes so sweet and amazing\!\!\!\! ily

Wow that [boy] is a total [Brandon]

Author: jessiejellogivens http://brandon.urbanup.com/5937226
38. (Brandon) (13↑, 4↓)
A guy who's very unique, incredibly sweet, amazing kisser, and an unforgettable guy. He's so funny and a complete nerdy dork (but in a cute way), an with an unexpectedly nice body.

Person 1: Who's that guy? Person 2: Oh him? That's Brandon. Person 1: He's so fucking cute. Can I smashh?

39. (brandon) (11↑, 2↓)
the most amazing man i have ever met he made me feel so special. Extremely hilarious and sexy he makes me smile and i miss him

man that guy is so brandon

40. (Brandon) (12↑, 3↓)
The best boyfriend you could have. Someone who will protect his girl no matter who's hurting her. He's caring and sweet, and very funny. Longish curly hair and looooveess to make out. Hopefully good in bed but that still needs to be tested(; Brandon is a guy who would do anything to see you. When he says he loves his girlfriend he truly means it and he'll show it.

Chrissy: Who are you dating? Bailey: Brandon\<3\! Chrissy: Lucky....

Author: Bob the Builder(; http://brandon.urbanup.com/5765479
41. (Brandon) (33↑, 24↓)
A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes jerking can doo the rawest knee drop and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring\!

that my brandon \!

Author: the smartone . http://brandon.urbanup.com/5047254
42. (brandon) (9↑, 1↓)
the most amazing guy in the world. best boyfriend ever. cant ever stay mad at him. no matter what anybody says you gotta love brandon. sombody you can count on. cant get your mind off of him. sombody who you could love and never stop. hes so sweet. nobody compares to him. in his arms you always feel loved. totily forgiving. sombody you could dump and then cry over. reminds me of a teddy bear. shaggy hair. and so cute.

"you have to love brandon"

Author: yo bald headed granny http://brandon.urbanup.com/6177504
43. (Brandon) (13↑, 6↓)
The Man of all Men.. No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.

That Brandon is such a Man \brandon "Mmm.. *licks my lips* Oh Brandon, Your such a Man *giggle*" \brandon "No.. Your the Man, No.. You are, No you are.. Dude your the Man... :P "

Author: Jinxy \brandon http://brandon.urbanup.com/5713384
44. (Brandon) (5↑, 0↓)
The most amazing boy in the world. He is loving and will do whatever he possibly can for the girl he loves. He'll always make you feel wanted and loved, as if you are a queen. He will insist on buying you presents, even if you fight him about it. He is always sweet and romantic, and EXTREMELY sexy, like, really really really sexy. Brandon will treat you right, forever and always \<3

Brandon: I Love You Girl: *faints*

45. (Brandon) (5↑, 0↓)
A Brandon is a party animal who knows how to have a few too many beers. Brandon's like cars and likes to think he's tough. but he also has a soft side. If you find a Brandon hold onto him because he will bring you much happiness. A Brandon makes the perfect lover and the perfect friend. Brandons are also very good in the sheets and know thier stuff.

Craig- "see that guy over there?" troy- "yes, thats a Brandon." Craig- "looks like a top bloke"

Author: jenicaeatyourgreens http://brandon.urbanup.com/6226672
46. (Brandon) (7↑, 2↓)
The most amazing man I have ever met\! He is smart, serious, sarcastic, funny, tough, and my soul mate. He makes me laugh even on the worst of days, and is the reason I get up each day. He makes me feel like the most beautiful girl in the world, and loves me even on the bad days when I am anything but lovable\! He is my bestest friend, my partner in crime, concert buddy, and I do not know how I ever survived with out him \<3

other person: Omg Brandon\! he's just so amazing =) me: Yepp, and he's mine\!

47. (Brandon) (6↑, 1↓)
I love Brandon so much he makes me feel like im walking on cloud, hes the most amazing boyfriend i could ever ask for and i never wanna loose him \<3 he means everything to me

brandon

Author: coolestpersonever91311 http://brandon.urbanup.com/6096598
48. (Brandon) (9↑, 4↓)
is considered a sweetheart, very loving person ,funny, lover, handsome, awesome, and smart in everyway, also very good in bed, A Brandon is a true homie, he will always have your back in everything no matter what, anybody who knows him is lucky because their one of a kind. any girl with brandon is very lucky because he cares alot, is truthful, and charming. He will make your life happy\!

brandon is [funny] i cant stop laughing when im around him. Brandon is a true [lover].

49. (Brandon) (10↑, 5↓)
The act of getting a random [erection]

Oh boy, i'm getting a brandon

Author: Cortez The Pirate http://brandon.urbanup.com/5734098
50. (Brandon) (5↑, 1↓)
The most amazing man you'll ever meet. The type of guy who can be a total asshole just for his own amusement and yours and a complete sweetheart at the same time. Perfect in every way, shape, form and flaw; though he tends to disagree. Someone you'll never ever forget, even if he was a dick to you.

"See what I did there?" "Yeah, too bad Brandon already said that like three seconds ago." - "I believe you." "You're just like Brandon."

Author: jessaminesweetly http://brandon.urbanup.com/6110689
51. (Brandon) (7↑, 3↓)
He's the life of the party, everyone loves him. But he can't be tied down with just anyone, he needs the true love of a girl to be with him, he only respects women and puts other before himself.

If you get Brandon'd your lucky

52. (Brandon) (8↑, 4↓)
brandon has got a gian penis, chicks drool all over when they see him ;)

you know, big ayye? brandon.

53. (brandon) (4↑, 1↓)
the only gut i know that i can pick out of a crowd, in a dark room, across the room. he has the prettiest blue eyes, half the time i think he's going to shove me in a locker, he gives the BEST hugs, but tends to wear a lot of cologne and i end up smelling like him, he's funny, nice, charming, fun, sweet, helpful, strange, and a real man. unless you make him mad,then he's mean.he hates complainers, and hes very blunt and up front about everything......oh and he's freakishly tall, but thats what makes him amazing.

one more thing: hey um brandon..........i think i may..........like you......... alot................

54. (Brandon) (7↑, 4↓)
A man who has balls the size wrecking cranes. Someone with out fear

Boy1:yo did you see what mike just did? Boy2:yeah he's a real Brandon to do something like that.

55. (Brandon) (5↑, 2↓)
A country boy from the backwoods. Will answer when someone randomly screams "HEY, REDNECK\!" Strangely sounds like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks. Likes to buy old run down Dodge trucks and take long rides on his fourwheeler in muddy pastures. Only wears underwear on special occasions. A great friend that makes girls feel special with his southern carms.

Person1: "Whoa\! That sounds like Matthew McCoaughey\!" Person2: "Nah, that's just Brandon." "That guy looks like he's free ballin', he is such a Brandon."

56. (brandon) (26↑, 23↓)
the biggest fucking GEED in the world\!\!\!

look at that brandon in cargo shorts and a 59 50 hat

Author: sperry's and cream http://brandon.urbanup.com/5550501
57. (Brandon) (2↑, 0↓)
An awsome person who is caring funny and nice to everyone He is the person that will slap a smile on your face when ever your feeling sad. He's usally friends with girls. And never likes more than one person.

He's awsome, I bet his name is Brandon

58. (Brandon) (5↑, 3↓)
One that exaggerates about the truth and throws in things that never happened, but in his mind they happened. Often drives around with his left arm hanging out of the driver side window with a cigarette in hand. He sits in his car with a partial gangster lean.

Timmy: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was a perfect 10\! I ended up taking her home and bangin the shit out of her. I did things that made her scream for her momma and the next day I woke up and told her to go home." John: "But Steve told me that you were with him playing poker that night." Timmy: "Oh yeah you're right." John: "Man you just pulled a [Brandon]."

59. (brandon) (4↑, 2↓)
a effing amazing guy , who always has a smile on his face \! brandon the name came from some place ive never heard of , other than that brandon people are usally HOT and amazing \!

" ohh whos that hot guy , awkks thats my boyfriend , btw hes name is brandon :) "

60. (Brandon) (5↑, 3↓)
The most wonderful friend who doesn't seem to notice how in love the girl closest to him is. A Brandon will flirt constantly without realizing it and is shy to touch any girl seriously. He has a way of getting in your head and driving you crazy. The kind of best friend you just want to kiss brainless, but know you never will.

Haley: Omg why can't Brandon see how much I love him? He's such a great friend. Trina: Maybe because you won't tell him duh. Haley: But if I do he won't want to be besties anymore\! Trina: OMG he's such a total Brandon

61. (Brandon) (15↑, 13↓)
a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.

whata Brandon. OMBrandon

62. (Brandon) (2↑, 1↓)
A guy who is the sweetest, amazingest, and cutest guy ever. he has an ugly girlfriend but is missing out on the best thing that has ever happened him.

Is that Brandon? Yes that is Brandon.

63. (Brandon) (3↑, 2↓)
Lacrosse player and drummer, has a huge dick and is amazing in bed, has dated strippers and eaten their hearts for breakfast, but is extremely nice at the same time. Athletic, tattooed, pierced, and sexy. Makes a great friend and boyfriend for any girl.

Person 1: Hey, I saw you got a new boyfriend... Person 2: Yeah\! His name is Brandon. Person 1: OMG\!\!\! Really he's really cute\! Person 2: I know, his dick is huge too. Person 1: Do you have a picture of it? Person 2: Da fuck? I'm not showing you Tinker-twat\!\!\!\!

64. (Brandon) (2↑, 1↓)
a sweet, gentle, caring, loyal, kind, faithful, loving, strong, joyful, awesome, delightful, Godly man. He is unlike any guy I have ever met. A strong believer, a great Christian. He includes everyone, and doesn't want anyone to feel left out. He has the best smile that can warm your heart. He always makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face. He is a wonderful friend. and surely, with out a doubt, a treasure of God's.

Brandon is a strong, faithful follower of God. Brandon is the sweetest guy I have ever met. I wish I could see Brandon more often, he always makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face.

65. (Brandon) (0↑, 0↓)
the [sweetest] and most [caring] guy you will ever meet. He makes you feel like the luckiest girl in the entire world. He is willing to move across the country if he thinks it is the right girl for him, and will go out of his way to make you feel [special]. You won't be able to get him out of your mind

"Wow I can't believe me and Brandon are getting married"

Author: DancerChick333 http://brandon.urbanup.com/6386750
66. (Brandon) (0↑, 0↓)
A boy that is so [swole] he has to re-sew the button on his Oxford collared shirt so his muscular neck will fit. He has many other muscular body parts too, such as his giant dick.

Did you see Brandon's bulging neck muscles? I bet he had to re-sew that button on his Oxford shirt so it would fit\!

67. (Brandon) (1↑, 1↓)
A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin, To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.

Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall\! You...Dwarf dolphin\!

68. (Brandon) (1↑, 1↓)
A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.

A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.

Author: def. taller than you http://brandon.urbanup.com/5867244
69. (Brandon) (1↑, 2↓)
Jackass

"Why did you push me down the stairs..? " ""Because it was funny.." "come on... don't be a Brandon"

Author: lalalaalalal1231230 http://brandon.urbanup.com/6330600
70. (Brandon) (3↑, 4↓)
An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.

Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?" Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have" later on Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole\!" Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?" Brandon: "Fuck You"

71. (Brandon) (0↑, 2↓)
By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D\!\!\! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL\!\!\!" every five seconds. Definately a person worth spending your time with.

Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test? Drake: Yeah sure definatel- Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL\!\!\!

Author: TheUnicornStealer http://brandon.urbanup.com/6280846
72. (Brandon) (2↑, 4↓)
A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child* Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....

Author: sexytimeisnice http://brandon.urbanup.com/6260454
73. (Brandon) (10↑, 13↓)
The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.

I hate Brandon

Author: honesthazeleyes http://brandon.urbanup.com/5960262
74. (brandon) (14↑, 17↓)
likes black cock in and around his ass

i bet you're just like brandon

75. (brandon) (4↑, 8↓)
Big dick head that calls others gay to hide his own sexuality.

Brandon;your a gay fag Person;your just saying that to hide your sexuality

76. (Brandon) (4↑, 8↓)
A person that is a future pedophile and likes to hit on 12 year olds. they have gay tattoos on there arm and love BMX.

Wow did you see Brandon making out with that twelve year old, isn't he like 16

77. (brandon) (1↑, 5↓)
a guy who is epic, in general, and who is more stubborn than me. and my only male bestfriend\!\!\! he makes me smile. and hes cooollllll

me on my fone: omg i can't wait to walk through the rain\!\!\! :) i love it\!\!\! brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining\!\!\!1

78. (Brandon) (9↑, 13↓)
Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.

My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.

79. (Brandon) (2↑, 7↓)
a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.

["can you believe that?\! he is such a brandon\!"]

Author: say what i wanna what now\!\! http://brandon.urbanup.com/6106911
80. (Brandon) (8↑, 13↓)
a cynical douche bag who has no intention of being nice or getting along with anyone by putting them down and makeing fun of them calling them names like fag noob retard but not having any reasoning to as why they are calling them names. a brandon is also someone who trys to tell you what to do acting like they are bad ass but really they suck and make up excuses for the fact they did bad but never admit to their own faults.

Brandon " dude you are so bad you need to meta game" user123 "wtf im doing better then you" Brandon "no ur a fag u shouldnt play ur bad blah blah ect..." Brandon " wtf user why didnt u help me" user123 "dude i was dead" Brandon " thats cuz your bad" user123 " dude u just asked why i didnt help u and i sed i was dead, u should of known i was dead and yet u ran in and got killed but blamed me" Brandon " yea cuz u didnt metagame"

81. (brandon) (3↑, 8↓)
A person that has absolutely no social life. All this person does is work, sleep, and spend time with their girlfriend.

quit being such a brandon and get over here\!

82. (Brandon) (1↑, 8↓)
A Brandon is a Player. He will pick 2 unlucky girls and go back and forth until they realize he isnt really that cute or interesting after all and find someone else. He is also extremely gay. Everyone suspects he likes penis in his butthole because he walks around like one is already stuck in it. He is also extremely boring. He is a big "oneword texter" and he'll make you make all the decisions and do all the work in the relationship. His Gayness isnt the only thing that is Flaming, his acne is HORRID. Over all he is a Jerk that cant be trusted, so dont waste your time on him.

Girl \#1: Girl cheer up he isnt worth it Girl \#2: (in tears) girl \#1 : he is such a Brandon\! girl you were just his cover\!

Author: EX girlfriend (: http://brandon.urbanup.com/6186971
83. (Brandon) (4↑, 11↓)
A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.

Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself

84. (Brandon) (9↑, 16↓)
Known as a "[jodie]" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife. Common causes of [Brandon] deaths: [Tom]s

That guy is totally [Brandon]ing that married lady\!

85. (Brandon) (6↑, 14↓)
A person that smokes too much pot and is permanently stoned

Damn, that guy looks like a [brandon]

86. (Brandon) (6↑, 15↓)
A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.

You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.

87. (brandon) (8↑, 18↓)
someone who puts things in there ass that sould not go in there like bricks of cheese,broom sticks,tennis rackets,candy canes and last but not least medieval mace's

brandon

88. (Brandon) (8↑, 18↓)
Known as a "[jodie]" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife. Common causes of [Brandon] deaths: [Tom]s

That guy is totally [Brandon]ing that married lady\!

Author: The ninja assassin http://brandon.urbanup.com/5431798
89. (Brandon) (20↑, 30↓)
An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.

Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.

90. (Brandon) (3↑, 14↓)
A dumb nerdy kid, who only plays video games, talks about his girlfriend, and thinks he's awesome. He has a ridiculously small penis, but struts around like he has a noob tube in his pants. He's simply a dumbass

Guy 1:Bro, what the fuck is that guy doing to that girls hair? Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon. Guy 1: What an annoying freak

91. (Brandon) (5↑, 16↓)
A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube

Brandon and your mom had sex and you don't know

Author: brontosaurusCWIKLO http://brandon.urbanup.com/5937463
92. (Brandon) (7↑, 19↓)
–adjective 1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. 2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. 3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season. 4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies. 5. homosexual. 6. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization. –noun 7. a homosexual person, especially a male. –adverb 8. in a gay manner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Origin: 1275–1325; 1950–55 for def. 5; Middle English gai \< Old French \< Germanic; compare Old High German gāhi fast, sudden —Related forms gay·ness, noun non·gay, adjective qua·si-gay, adjective

Kimberly is half-brandon.

93. (Brandon) (23↑, 36↓)
Full out flamer\!\! Loves the cock\!\!

I'm such a Brandon

94. (Brandon) (4↑, 18↓)
Back Flip Fail\!

Brandon ,Jumping off of a table in tech and landing on your head\! :P

95. (Brandon) (18↑, 35↓)
An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.

Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?" Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon." Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid [drama] come from?\!" Girl 2: "I told you not to [hang out] with Brandon..."

96. (Brandon) (9↑, 27↓)
A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.

K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton\!' M: 'I think I will, he's amazing\!\!'

97. (Brandon) (27↑, 45↓)
A young hot boy who dances for older girls and has many "cougars".

Karissa and Caitlin are Brandon's cougars and expect him to dance for them.

98. (Brandon) (3↑, 24↓)
a little boy who has ginger hair and the biggest choud that you will ever see, if you can even see it. He also sucks at all Call of Duty games.

person 1: omg, we just pwnd that team in COD person 2: what did you expect, we were playing against brandon

99. (Brandon) (11↑, 32↓)
A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.

Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco\! Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later. Fred" That kid is a Brandon Random Guy: napster.

100. (Brandon) (13↑, 36↓)
Faggot is the right word for this guy. he is a low life and doesnt know how to keep his mouth shutt for ANYTHING do not ever go out with a brandon cause all he does is make you mad

yea man he is such a [Brandon]

101. (Brandon) (4↑, 27↓)
Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him. butt of all jokes. the b-man.

S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?" K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"

102. (Brandon) (45↑, 70↓)
A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.

Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...

103. (Brandon) (28↑, 56↓)
An alright guy, but has a veeeery tiny dick and can be one too. has homosexual tendencies

Sarah: I was with this guy last night. He had a really tiny dick Anna: Brandon? Sarah: Yea

Author: hehehehehehehehehehheheheheheh http://brandon.urbanup.com/5047342
104. (Brandon) (21↑, 58↓)
A tall, sexy guy with a porno dick. Despite his sexiness, he is very insecure and jealous of others. He is unsure of who he is and jacks the style of those surrounding him. He is controlling and extremely sensitive. Some would refer to him as a little bitch. If ever dating a Brandon, be sure to arrive home by 1AM or you are likely to have your cell blown up all night. Brandon is a spiteful significant other. When the inevitable break-up ensues, know that you will quickly be replaced, but by a laughable downgrade.

Girl 1: Did you see that sexy-ass guy\!?\! Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon. Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.

105. (Brandon) (14↑, 53↓)
A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

106. (Brandon) (15↑, 55↓)
The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.

OMG, he's such a Brandon\!

107. (brandon) (44↑, 88↓)
will always love meli ONLY forever and ever\!\! Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile\!

Damn i wish my boyfriend was a [brandon].

108. (Brandon) (13↑, 60↓)
This can be a girl, a girl who is funny and and can always makes you laugh. has a big smile that can make you smile. very independent. very picky, and gets cranky. a daddys girl. deep down this is the girl you wish you had but shes already taken for the rest of her life.

Its brandon, the girl (:

109. (brandon) (15↑, 63↓)
a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.

boy: why is that kid so weird? boy 2: he's just a brandon

Author: mike and jenny http://brandon.urbanup.com/4798823
110. (Brandon) (10↑, 59↓)
An idiosyncratic female that thinks outside the box who knows what she want and not afraid to go after it. May be called a bitch amongst other things because of it. Someone who can rise from the veritable ashes of their lives like the legendary phoenix and recreate themselves on every level.

\{idiosyncratic,unique\}\{phoenix,\}\{Brandon\}\{ashes\}\{bitch\}\{legendary\}\{box\}\{female\}

111. (Brandon) (41↑, 90↓)
To "accidentally" slide your hand underneath a girl's pants and underwear when trying to hug a guy.

He totally pulled a Brandon on Kim when he hugged Mike\! Hey, don't pull a Brandon.

Author: Walter B. Studebaker http://brandon.urbanup.com/3790100
112. (Brandon) (19↑, 71↓)
A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay\!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

113. (Brandon) (23↑, 77↓)
A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.

That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon\!

Author: truthbetoldsoothsayer19 http://brandon.urbanup.com/4673305
114. (brandon) (17↑, 75↓)
a fake person, someone who backstabs their friends; because of this, no one actually likes a brandon, but he thinks everyone loves and worships him.

"Man, Sasha really pulled a brandon on Jane when she called her a slut behind her back then said she liked her outfit to her face\!"

Author: mynamehereplease http://brandon.urbanup.com/4737988
115. (Brandon) (34↑, 96↓)
The definition of a scraight goon to the screets who just doesnt care.

Damn brandons a scraight up goon and he dont caea

116. (Brandon) (39↑, 102↓)
Man who fits perfectly with a Michelle.

Look at those too, they're just like a Brandon and a Michelle. They're so cute together\!

117. (Brandon) (68↑, 132↓)
a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously

Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon" Girl 2- " sucks to be you"

118. (brandon) (145↑, 210↓)
the biggest asshole on earth

Brandon:Stop starting sh*t with me\! Stephanie:I'm not starting anything with you\!You need to stop being an asshole to everyone because they're gonna think you're the biggest asshole on earth\!

119. (Brandon) (56↑, 121↓)
Often referred to as a [Bad] [B M]. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.

Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.

120. (Brandon) (29↑, 95↓)
The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex

I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom\!

121. (Brandon) (44↑, 115↓)
a not so cute guy with an extremely sexy body, and a pretty big dick (a guy version of a "but her face"). Brandons often like to play girls, think they're cool, and be an all-around asshole.

Wow that guy's a Brandon, he's body is hot, I heard he has a big dick, and he played Lisa and Joanie at the same time, too bad he's ugly as shit.

122. (brandon) (68↑, 141↓)
a tool that was raised in many places. usually lies about the most random things to seem like he is cool, when in all reality, he is a faggot. self acclaimed "d1 prospect"

Ex 1: "Hey where is brandon from?" "He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton." Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party" "you're such a brandon"

123. (Brandon) (71↑, 145↓)
Often referred to as a bad B.M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon Morris who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.

Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon Morris. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.

124. (brandon) (32↑, 107↓)
A boy who has bad taste in haircuts aka fool

hes is brandon b

125. (Brandon) (46↑, 128↓)
An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.

girl: so..i hear you're single again? brandon: yea, im sorry. girl: why didn't you at least tell me? brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.

126. (brandon) (76↑, 158↓)
is a name for a type of plunger most commenly used in every day peoples households.

"thats a nice brandon you got there" reply " thanks it fits in the hole really well"

Author: Blabla bla bla bla http://brandon.urbanup.com/1951186
127. (brandon) (115↑, 203↓)
a [duche] bag. a [stupid] ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master [minipulator]. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.[player/ sluttly man]. emo . dick. dont belive a thing brandon says

brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you. girl: i love you too. :) girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl\!\!\! girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend??? brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry. brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not. so he goes around and plays other girl. brandon and girl HATE each other\!\!\!\!

128. (brandon) (77↑, 168↓)
1.A gay asian who tries to act white. 2.A douchebag who fails every class in school.

Brandon has an IQ below 50, how can such a retard exist?

129. (Brandon) (83↑, 193↓)
A guy who people think is gay at first, once they get to know him they know the only thing he likes is touching himself while watching ABBA videos in a movie theatre- or a guy with a 3 inch member

Lol that guy is such a Brandon

130. (brandon) (75↑, 190↓)
super gay kid.usually portugeese,or however you spell it.dumb ass in school.lazy,scared of everything,spoiled.

that kid that goes to north maine high school seems like a brandon

131. (Brandon) (56↑, 205↓)
A fucking hottie who loves a girl named lindsay

Brandon loves lindsay so much he would die for her.

Author: Does It Matter?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!??\!? http://brandon.urbanup.com/1965666
132. (brandon) (91↑, 256↓)
boy with curly long hair. at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy. loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute. a very shy person.

that brandon does not talk\!

133. (Brandon) (134↑, 312↓)
someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.

That unidenified brandon was sure odd that we found in the field.

Author: Jakob the Liar http://brandon.urbanup.com/2707332
134. (brandon) (190↑, 370↓)
to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.

Damn, he got Brandoned\! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday\!

135. (brandon) (182↑, 369↓)
a man with a bad taste in mexican women, women in which have more chest and facial hair than him

watch out is a brandon

136. (brandon) (193↑, 497↓)
A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much. He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player. HE IS GAY\!\!\! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT\! HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass\! He thinks other ppls stink but its him\! (brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)

1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS\! 2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs. 3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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